Whoever threw that candy thong on the 1d stage god bless you

twitterthecomic:

Classic tweet by @boring_as_heck, who’s anything but.

64px:

rreasons whhy you might be still single:

• waiting 4 HO T HOT Celeb
• u givve off an aura That is too Powerful
• weird skeleton
• u dont have a big cool truck with flames (most likely)

nishlo:

i was jerking off and full house was on in the background and i looked up and made eye contact with bob saget as i came and im so ashamed

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

kiwikyu:

My future

sluttyoliveoil:

HANNAH

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

ive never actually seen high school musical can someone give me a summary

hatos:

amazing

the whole ocean

can everyone shut up about how ‘free’ their country is jc

donnacabonna:

why